Friday, March 4, 2011

Facebook Friday

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:03 pm: You Know You're A Mom #1: When you can't remember the last time you actually blow-dried your hair.

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:05 pm: You Know You're A Mom #2: When you can't remember the last time you took a shower 1)longer than 5 minutes(which is barely enough time to wash everything that needs washing, oh and don't even get me started on shaving), and 2) weren't interrupted by your two year old pulling back the shower curtain yelling "bath, bath momma!"

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:06 pm: You Know You're A Mom #3: When every single day of the week your washer and dryer are going, and you have clean clothes spread eagle all over your couches, separated into piles for each family member

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:07 pm: You Know You're A Mom #4: When you get parents magazine in the mail and you immediately scowl through it to find your amazon coupon so that you can order diapers from through the subscribe and save and save either 50% or 30% +$10 off your order

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:08 pm: You Know You're A Mom #5: When you stop setting your alarm clock because you already have one, your children. Sometimes is the sweetest thing to wake up to and sometimes it makes you want to cry

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:09 pm: You Know You're A Mom #6: When you go out in public and put the monkey backpack on your toddler that has a leash attached. Yes, I'm THAT mom, and proud of it! Would you rather me have a handle on my child, or have him running around your store pulling things off the shelf and being a normal two year old?!?

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:10 pm: You Know You're A Mom #7: When you FINALLY give in and buy a minivan. SUV's just won't cut it once you have two...

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:11 pm: You Know You're A Mom #8: When you start losing your memory...they call it pregnancy brain, but in my experience, it doesn't just happen when you're pregnant, it happens continuously even after you give birth, and it gets worse with every child

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:16 pm: You Know You're A Mom #9: When it takes you 20 minutes just to get ready to go somewhere. Diapers? Check. Wipes? Check. Bottle? Check. Formula? Check. Burp Cloth? Check. Bib? Check. Juice? Check. Pacy? Check. Lovie? Check. Phone? Check. Blanket? Check. Change of Clothes? Check. Keys? Check. Snack? Check. Toy? Check. Then you get to the place, and realize you forgot something, like your wallet...

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:19 pm: You Know You're A Mom #10: Your house is occupied by 70% of items for children and only 30% of items that are your own, and you still don't have enough room, yet 99% of what you own is a necessity #mindboggling

Sat February 26, 2011, 3:33 pm: You Know You're A Mom #11: When you go out for girls night and you spend most of the time talking about your kids, parenting, if you want more kids, when you want more kids, why you don't want more kids, why you do want more kids, the funny thing your kid did that day, what your kid did that made you cry that day, and the list goes on and on...

Sun February 27, 2011, 1:13 pm: Clipping coupons, eating s'mores and watching Miracle on 34th Street...and waiting for the thunderstorm to show up!!

Mon February 28, 2011, 1:58 pm: Back to the Future and Ramen noodles makes for a great Monday! Forgot how fabulous the soundtrack is!!!

Wed March 2, 2011, 12:39 am: heading to bed after a wonderful Tuesday...donuts, Starbucks, Trinity Maids deep cleaned the apartment, a two hour nap and dinner out with my precious family! #blessedbeyondwords

Wed March 2, 2011, 1:14 pm: if anyone knows of any rental homes in the Richardson area that will be available the end of May, please let me know! We are looking for a bigger place! Thanks!

Be Blessed and Encouraged!

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